Late Fees (Pinx Video Mysteries Book 3) by Marshall Thornton

Winner – Gay Mystery, Lambda Literary Awards

Excerpt:

“I’m sorry to be such a bother,” Joanne said, as we drove down Sunset toward Silver Lake. “You should have just left me there.”

“No,” I said. “I wouldn’t do that.” 

It was broad daylight and it wasn’t a bad neighborhood, but still, I wasn’t going to leave a seventy-year-old woman to fend for herself outside an apartment building in Hollywood. 

“It’ll be fine, Joanne. When we get to Noah’s you can call Rod and leave a message, tell him where you are and he’ll call when he wakes up.”

“I wish I could say this wasn’t like him. He’s never been the most reliable boy. But then he never had to be, he’s always been one of those people—charm, I guess it is. He’ll do something irresponsible and then the minute he shows up and smiles at you, well, it’s hard to remember why you were mad.”

“I’m sure he’s a wonderful boy, and I’m sure he was just having fun and it got out of hand. Noah, why did you ask if he was at that party? She didn’t seem to like Rod.”

“I don’t know, it just seemed logical. She said he was sleeping it off, so he got drunk somewhere and she knew it. Why she wouldn’t want to admit he was at the party, that I don’t know.”

“I’ll bet you’re right. He was there,” Joanne said. “Rod is so fun at parties. That girl probably didn’t like that he got all the attention. Is that the Capitol Records building?” 

It wasn’t. Not even close.

“No. It’s the Cinerama Dome,” I said about the large, white, dome-shaped movie theater.

“Oh, I’ve never heard of that,” Joanne said, sounding disappointed. 

“It’s an interesting building,” my mother said. And a moment later she asked, “Is this where the riots were?”

“Some things happened up here, but most of it was a couple miles south.”

“I was so worried about you.”

“I was fine.”

“Yes, but I didn’t know that. How was Rod during the riots?” my mother asked, turning around in her seat.

“He saved a woman’s life. She was just walking down Hollywood Boulevard and some black men attacked her. He scared them off.”

“Was that on the news?” my mother asked. 

“Oh no. Rod hates publicity.”

I didn’t say anything because the story sounded like a lie. Beating off ‘some’ black men in the middle of the L.A. riots seemed very unlikely. I knew that some buildings were looted on Hollywood Boulevard, but I hadn’t heard of anyone being physically assaulted up that far.  

“I don’t know why everyone always says traffic is so bad in L.A. This is really not bad at all.”

“Mom, it’s a holiday. Everyone is at home or out of town.”

“Oh, yes, I suppose that’s true. I’m starting to get a headache.”

“Hangover,” I corrected.

“Noah, dear, there’s no reason to be quite so accurate.”

A few minutes and a couple of turns later, we arrived in front of my apartment. A small, boxy L-shaped building of two floors sitting on a hill about thirty feet above the street. A steep, red-painted concrete staircase led up one side of the property to the courtyard. I parked, got out of the car, and opened the metal mesh gate to my carport. Then got back in and drove my car into its space. 

I was out before my mom and Joanne, opening the trunk. I lifted my mother’s two bags out and set them on the ground.

“Joanne, do you need anything from your bags?”

“I’ll just take the makeup case, I think.”

As I took Joanne’s smaller case out of the trunk, my mother grabbed both of hers.

“Mom, I’ll take those.”

“Noah, how do you think they got from the house to the car and from the car to the terminal in Grand Rapids?”

“Skycap?”

“No, I carried them. I can do it again.”

I scowled at her. “Just one.”

She picked up the bigger one and her bulky winter coat. It had warmed up and was now almost seventy, so she’d finally taken it off. I shut the trunk. Joanne didn’t move to take any bags. We stepped out of the carport, and I shut the gate behind my car and locked it. Then I picked up my mom’s smaller bag and Joanne’s makeup case.

On the stairs, Joanne said, “You mother tells me you own a video store.”

“Yes, I do.”

“Do you think my Rod rents movies from you?”

“Um, he’s a little out of the area. He might come by for something he couldn’t find anywhere else, but other—” 

“I’ll have him take me by and show me.”

“Well, we’ll be open tomorrow.”

“Does Rod have a lot planned for you?” My mother was right. She wasn’t having any problems carrying her bag. I, however, was already winded. 

“Oh yes. He has quite a lot planned. We’re going to the Observatory, and the Hollywood sign, and Universal Studios for the tour, and the Chinese Theater for a movie—oh, and we have reservations at Spago for Thanksgiving dinner late this afternoon.”

“That’s a lot,” I said. I’d barely planned anything for my mother. “How long are you staying?”

“Until Saturday morning.”

Forty-eight hours? They were doing all of that in forty-eight hours? And he was starting off by oversleeping? Wow.

Joanne started to ask what we had planned for Mom’s visit, but luckily we’d reached the top of the stairs, and as soon as we did I smelled bacon. I turned and saw my downstairs neighbors, Marc and Louis, sitting at the metal table outside their apartment right in front of a giant bird of paradise. There was a tablecloth over the table and it was set for four.

Louis was near forty, while Marc was about ten years younger. Louis looked a tiny bit like a frog and Marc was round everywhere. Both wore big welcoming smiles and their pajamas. Louis’ PJs were a traditional red plaid while Marc’s were baby blue with a floating pattern of black-and-white cows.

“Hello stranger,” Louis called out. “We expected you more than an hour ago. Where have you been?”

“Louis, shush,” Marc said. “You know how air travel can be. On a holiday no less.”

“Guys, you shouldn’t have done this.”

“Don’t worry, Louis was up doing prep for dinner anyway.” We were having Thanksgiving dinner with them later. I wouldn’t have been able to get reservations at Spago if my life depended on it.

“Well, this is my mom.”

Marc and Louis stood up and came over. “Hello Mrs. Valentine.”

“Angie, please.”

“Angie,” they both said.

“And this is Joanne,” I said. “Mom and Joanne met at O’Hare while they were waiting for their flight.”

“We figured out we were both coming to L.A. for Thanksgiving with our gay sons. What are the chances?” Joanne said, her voice loud and coarse. “My son was supposed to pick me up, but apparently he’s fast asleep in his apartment. That boy. He’s the life of the party and sometimes I wonder it doesn’t kill him.”

“We stopped at his apartment on the way,” I explained.

“He’s dead to the world,” Joanne said. “We couldn’t wake him up even though we made a real ruckus.”

“Well, sit down,” Louis said. “We’ll get another chair and some coffee.”

“And plates. I’ll get plates.”

“We do need to make a phone call,” Joanne said.

“Yes, we need to go upstairs and make a call,” I said.

“All right. Fine. Put on your PJs if you want and come back down.” Louis disappeared into their apartment while Marc went to find a chair.

We climbed the wooden stairs to my apartment, which was directly above theirs. My apartment was small, not even six hundred square feet. Walking in, the tiny living room was in front of us, boasting a fabric wrapped loveseat, a black leather chair from IKEA, an antique armoire holding my 13-inch TV/VCR combo, my video collection (or at least part of it), a compact stereo and a stack of CDs I’d gotten from a record club. Usually, a Hockney poster hung on one wall, but I’d taken it down and put up a photo from my parents’ twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

To our left was a Danish modern dinette set in front of the window. Beyond that, in what was meant to be the dining area, was an old metal desk under the corner windows. 

“It’s just darling,” Joanne said. “Absolutely darling.”

“Where am I going to sleep?” my mom asked.

“I thought I’d give you the bed and I’ll sleep on the couch.”

“Noah, that couch is too short even for you.” She was right even though I’m not exactly tall. I was planning to put the cushions on the floor and sleep on them there.

“You raised a gentleman, Angie. Giving his mom the better bed. Such a sweet boy.”

“We’ll talk about it later,” I said. “Joanne, the phone’s right here. You can call Rod.” I pointed out the cordless phone sitting on the black Parsons-style table I’d bought at IKEA. I think it was called LACK. 

“Oh thank you,” she said, making herself comfortable on the loveseat and picking up the phone. 

I glanced at my mother. She was eyeing her anniversary picture. “Noah, can we get you something else for this spot? I mean, it’s sweet of you, but you can’t want to look at this all the time? I don’t even have this picture up.”

“Um, sure,” I said, planning to completely forget she’d said anything since I didn’t need a picture to hang there. “Why don’t we take your bags into the bedroom?”

Joanne left her message for Rod while we walked past her into the bedroom. There wasn’t much in there except for my queen-sized bed with a set of shelves behind it, creating a sort of headboard out of planks and concrete blocks. There was a window, a wall of closets and a built-in set of drawers next to the bathroom. There wasn’t anywhere to put my mother’s luggage but on the bed.

“It really is a sweet apartment, Noah. Very economical.” She leaned in close and added, “You didn’t need all that space anyway,” referring to the three-bedroom house I’d shared with Jeffer.

“Thanks, Mom. Oh, I cleared out a drawer for you and there are some hangers in the closet so you can hang things up.”

“Should I put my pajamas on?”

“You don’t need to—”

“What’s the number here?”’ Joanne asked.

I gave it to her. She repeated it into the phone.

“Isn’t that funny?” my mother said. “It used to be everyone had their phone number right on their phone. Now no one does. It’s funny how much changes. Anyway, I don’t mind wearing my pajamas, they’re very modest.”

“You know, we don’t even have to go back down. You’ve been up all night—”

“Oh no, your friends seem so nice. And I am a little hungry.”

“Oh, this room is adorable. I love the built-ins,” Joanne said, standing next to us and peeking in. “Noah, my pajamas are in my bag downstairs in your car.”

“That’s all right. I have an extra pair.”

“We really don’t need to—” I started.

“Go away, we need to change,” my mother said, pushing me out of the room and closing the door. I stood there a moment wondering why my mother brought two pairs of pajamas for a four-night stay and then yelled through the door, “I’m going downstairs.”

“All right, dear.”

When I got down to the courtyard, Louis handed me a mug of coffee. “Well, well, you went to get one mother and came back with two.”

I just rolled my eyes at that. “You didn’t have to do this, Louis. How long have you been up?”

“A couple of hours. But don’t worry, I wanted to check the turkey anyway.”

The turkey sat just outside his front door in a giant pot soaking in brine. And, just to make things more complicated, the giant pot was in the center of a galvanized washtub filled with ice. They would have kept it inside, but there wasn’t any room in their apartment, which had the exact floor plan as mine. 

“So does your mother always pick up strange women?” he asked, unable to not tease me.

“No, she does not. They had a good time on the plane and then Joanne’s son didn’t show up, so we couldn’t just leave her.”

“Because there’s no such thing as a taxi at the airport?”

Actually, it was the one place in Los Angeles where you could reliably find a cab. 

“Louis, be nice,” Marc said, coming out of the apartment with an extra place setting.

“It is strange that you couldn’t wake the guy up.”

“Maybe not. We met his neighbor. She had some kind of party last night. She wouldn’t say, but I think he was there.”

“Drugs or booze? What do you think?””

“One or the other.”

“I drank a lot in my twenties,” Louis admitted. “And I do mean a lot. I always woke up.”

“Well, maybe it’s both?” Marc suggested.

“They’re welcome to dinner. When he wakes up.”

“Thank you, Louis, but she’s been promised Spago.”

“Are you implying my dinner isn’t going to be world class?” Louis said with mock-offense.

“No, but you’ve never been on Tonight’s Entertainment News.”

“Well, there is that.”

And then my mother and Joanne were coming down the stairs. My mother had changed into lavender silk pajamas with cream-colored slippers while Joanne wore a very similar pink pair with her sensible walking shoes. Each of them carried a purse in the crook of an arm. Clearly, I was odd man out in my black jeans, red-and-white Rugby shirt and jean jacket. 

Marc poured coffee for my mom and Joanne. “There’s cream and sugar if you want.”

“Thank you,” Joanne said, diving into her purse and coming out with a tiny bottle of Jack Daniel’s. She poured it into her coffee. “Angie?”

“Oh, I don’t know.”

“It will help you sleep.”

“Well, maybe half.”

As my mother poured Jack Daniel’s into her coffee, Louis came out of his apartment with a large platter. Setting it down in the center of the table, he said, “Fresh biscuits with gravy, scrambled eggs, uncured bacon.”

“Oh, it all looks lovely,” Joanne said. “My doctor would kill me, but he’s not here, so who cares.” She grabbed the serving spoon and scooped out a pile of biscuits.

“I see we’re being festive.” Louis nodded at the Jack Daniel’s bottles. “Marc—”

“On my way.” And he scurried back into their apartment.

“So, Spago?” Louis said to Joanne.

She set down the serving spoon, her plate already stacked, and said, “Yes. I’m so excited. Rod said it’s impossible to get reservations.”

“Almost impossible; you got in.”

I handed the serving spoon to my mother and she took some eggs, a single biscuit with gravy and a strip of bacon. 

“What does your son do?” Louis asked.

“Script coordinator. Monumental Studios,” I explained, knowing Joanne would be vague. Then I put some eggs and a strip of bacon onto my plate.

“Monumental, huh?” Louis said, raising an eyebrow. Monumental Studios was one of the Gower Gulch studios that had a few sound stages, an office building or two and a handful of bungalows. Never one of the original big five, they now made the occasional low-budget, direct-to-video feature, but mainly rented out their soundstages to TV shows. And, yes, it was very unlikely that one of their script coordinators would be able to get a reservation at Spago on Thanksgiving.

“You can’t only have that,” my mother said, as she scooped a giant biscuit onto my plate. 

I decided to be gracious and say thank you.

Marc popped out of the apartment saying, “Who wants a mimosa?” He had a bottle of champagne in one hand, with champagne glasses tucked between his fingers, and a pitcher of orange juice in his other hand.

“I’m fine,” I said.

“Irish coffee is enough for me,” said my mom.

“Well, I’ll have one,” said Joanne.

I took a bite of a biscuit slathered in gravy. It was really much better than I’d expected. I was eating more than I had been for the last few months, though I still didn’t have what you’d call a healthy appetite.

“So, Louis,” my mother said. “Noah says you’re the cook today. What are your turkey tricks?”

“This year I’m soaking the turkey in brine.”

“Oh, I’ve read about that.”

“Last year he deep-fried it and nearly burned down the building,” Marc explained. “It’s a relief that this year we’re only facing possible flooding.”

“I didn’t nearly burn down the building. I scorched a banana tree. A little.”

“Is there a grocery store open? Noah and I still have time to make something, you know.”

“Oh my God,” Marc said. “Don’t even say that. We have so much food in our place it’s ridiculous. Plus, Louis has everything timed to the second. Adding or subtracting another dish will just throw everything off.”

Sensing he needed to change the subject, Louis asked, “Do you plan to do a lot of sightseeing while you’re here, Angie?”

“Oh no, I just want to spend time with Noah. And, of course, I want to get over to see the video store.”

“You haven’t seen it before?”

“I’ve seen it once, but that was years ago. I know he’s done a lot to it since then.”

“Not that much, really,” I said. Renovation was one of the excuses I’d used to keep her away once it was clear that Jeffer was sick and that he’d lied to me about, well, so much. 

“What do you boys do for work?” Joanne asked.

Marc lit a cigarette, allowing Louis to answer first. “I’m in charge of accounts receivable for Eagle Rock Surgical Center.”

“Is that a hospital?”

“Sort of. Not really. We don’t have a trauma center and you need to schedule your procedure. We do a lot of plastic surgery and other electives. Fertility procedures that can’t be accommodated in an office. Things like that.”

“And what do you—” Joanne stopped cold and said, “Oh my God, you were on Kapowie!”

Marc’s mouth fell open. “I was. How on earth did you know that?”

“I used to babysit my grandson, Bucky. My daughter’s boy. He loved that show. You look just the same.”

That was a strange comment since Marc looked like a guy in his mid-thirties even though he was still in his twenties. Did he look like a guy in his mid-thirties when he was on the show? As a teenager?

“Of course, Bucky’s twenty-four now. He’ll be out of prison in about nine months.” No one asked why her grandson was in prison. It seemed impolite; and possibly something we didn’t want to know.

Joanne turned to my mother and asked, “Are you sorry you won’t be having grandchildren?”

“That’s not necessarily true,” Louis said. “There’s a guy at work, he and his boyfriend are having twins with a surrogate.”

“Really?” I said, a little surprised. I hadn’t known guys were doing that.

“Oh yeah, they’re very excited.”

Of course, I had not even thought about children. I was really much more focused on surviving until my thirtieth birthday. Which reminded me, it was time for my AZT. I’d have to run upstairs after breakfast and take it.

The conversation turned back to Marc’s career as a child actor. Joanne rattled off a list of famous actors asking if he’d met them. As though there were a clubhouse somewhere for everyone who appeared on TV where they got together and mingled. Talk then turned to politics. Joanne missed Reagan, which was awkward as the rest of us did not. 

Upstairs, my phone began ringing.

“Oh thank God!” Joanne said. “That’s Rod. I’m sure of it.”

“I’ll get it,” I said, getting up.

“But he’ll want to talk to me.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll give him the address. He’ll be here in half an hour.” I left the table and hurried up the stairs. 

I got into my apartment and picked up the phone on its eighth ring. I continued into the bathroom and opened the medicine cabinet.

“Hello?”

“Yes, I’m trying to reach Mrs. Brusco.”

“Uh-huh. Is this Rod?” I took my prescriptions out of the medicine cabinet and shook the pills into my palm one by one. 

“No, it’s not Rod. This is Detective Amberson, Hollywood Division.”

“Uh-huh?” A chill tickled the back of my neck. This might not be good.

“Who am I speaking to?”

“This is Noah Valentine.”

“Are you related to Mrs. Brusco?”

“No, I’m just a family friend.” And barely even that.

There was glass on the sink for brushing my teeth. I rinsed it out and filled it with some water while cradling the phone—

“Is Mrs. Brusco there?”

I swallowed my pills.

“Um, yes, she’s downstairs. Did something happen?”

“I’m afraid I can only talk to Mrs. Brusco.”

“All right. Hold on.”

I walked out onto the balcony that ran along my apartment. 

“Joanne, could you come up here?” I called down to the courtyard. I watched as she got up from the table and hurried up the stairs. This was bad. We’d left Rod’s apartment building a little more than an hour ago. Best case scenario, he woke up, stumbled out into his courtyard and got arrested for drunk and disorderly. Worst case scenario—

“Rod wants to talk to me?”

I didn’t have the heart to tell her it wasn’t Rod. Wordlessly, I handed her the cordless phone.

“Rod, I hope you know I’m just livid—what? No, this isn’t Mrs. Brusco. I don’t use that name. Who is this?” She listened. “Yes, yes I am Rod’s mother.”

She listened again. 

“No, no, he’s sleeping. He had a little too much fun last night and he’s sleeping it off.”

Her mouth worked as she tried to say something more, then she took a ragged breath and let go of the phone. It bounced against her body and landed on the red tile of my balcony. She crumpled into a ball. I could hear my mother rushing up the stairs.

I snatched up the phone and said, “Hello? Are you still there?”

“Yes, I’m here,” said the detective.

“Joanne just dropped the phone. She’s very upset. Is he dead?”

“I can’t tell you that. She’ll have to tell you.”

And that told me he was.

“I understand she was at her son’s apartment earlier this morning?”

“Yes, she was. I was with her. And so was my mother.”

“We’re going to need to talk to her.”

Blurb:

It’s Thanksgiving, 1992 and Noah Valentine is late picking his mother up from the airport. When he arrives he discovers that she’s made a friend on the flight whose also waiting for her son. When the woman’s son doesn’t show up, they eventually take her home for breakfast with neighbor’s Marc and Louis. Soon after, they learn that her son has overdosed—or has he? Noah and his motley crew investigate over the holiday weekend; which includes a fabulous dinner, a chat with a male stripper, a tiny little burglary and some help from Detective Tall, Dark, and Delicious.

More about award-winning author, Marshall Thornton:

Marshall Thornton writes two popular mystery series, the Boystown Mysteries and the Pinx Video Mysteries. He has won the Lambda Award for Gay Mystery twice, once for each series. His romantic comedy, Femme was also a 2016 Lambda finalist for Best Gay Romance. Other books include My Favorite Uncle, The Ghost Slept Over and Masc, the sequel to Femme. He is a member of Mystery Writers of America.

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Exclusive Excerpt: Dodging and Burning: A Mystery by John Copenhaver

Excerpt:

DODGING AND BURNING is a mystery set in 1945 about Jay Greenwood, a gay WWII photographer, and the photo he takes of a murdered woman’s body. When the body goes missing, the photo is the only proof of her murder. When he shows the photo to Bunny Prescott, the debutant who’s in love with him, and Ceola, the kid sister of his lover who is missing in the Pacific, the story becomes as much about the photographer as the subject of the photo.

Prior to this excerpt, Jay has asked twelve-year-old Ceola to look for her dead brother’s journal. She doesn’t fully understand why, but to please Jay, she’s willing to look. This is from Ceola’s perspective:

Mama’s grief ruled the house with an iron fist after your death, Robbie. Her first almighty decree was: All who live in this house must live in silence.

Papa ordered me not to play records or listen to the radio or make too much noise of any kind. I was even told to take off my shoes before entering the house. The quiet was hell. I curled up on my bed for hours at a time, yearning to hear the Andrews Sisters or Anita O’Day or The Shadow or anything for relief. Despite his dutiful enforcement of the rules, Papa was as much a prisoner of them as I was.

One night, he was taking in the news on the radio in the living room, like he did, and I was sitting at the top of the staircase, straining to hear, real happy for the distraction. Mama stormed into the room, and the radio clicked off. I heard her say, “I have a headache, Bob. I’ve already asked you to turn it down once.”

I heard Papa’s heavy footsteps, and then the radio came back on but louder—“World News Today. Brought to you by the Admiral Corporation makers of Admiral Radio, America’s Smart Set—”

She snapped, “Turn it off! I’ve had enough bad news for one lifetime.”

The radio went dead. Seconds later, I heard Papa trudge out of the house. He didn’t come back that night. Soon after that, he began spending evenings and weekends digging holes, planting trees, surrounding the house with a forest of saplings. Although it was intended as a memorial, it surely felt more like he was trying to wall us in.

Mama’s second decree was: When Robbie is spoken of, he must be spoken of in if-then statements.

Mama would carry your photo with her around the house, setting it in the kitchen while she cooked or propping it against a book in the living room while she knitted. If I entered the room, she would begin her usual litany of conditionals. “If Robbie had survived the war,” she’d say, “he would’ve lived in Royal Oak, to be close to his family. If he had survived, he would’ve married a nice girl—that Donna Smith or Rachel Richfield or the King girl—or no, not the King girl, she’s too easy with the boys.” She was certain whoever you would’ve married, the two of you would’ve had beautiful children. She even chose names for the ghost grandchildren—Robert Jr. and Mary Jane. Little Mary Jane had blond curls just like she did as a young girl.

“If he had returned from the Pacific,” the chant went, “he would’ve studied law, or maybe medicine. He certainly would have gone to UVA or Virginia Tech. He would’ve loved his community and, particularly, his church, where he would have become a lay reader. He would’ve joined the Kiwanis Club like his father. He would’ve set a good example. He would’ve taken care of us, as we got older. He would’ve held my hand when God calls to me in my last hour.”

Her third and final decree was: No one, under any circumstances, could enter Robbie’s bedroom or touch his belongings.

Mama made it into her own personal shrine to you. Her grief was greedy, claiming your stamp collection, your saved Dixie Dew bottles, your favorite red sweater with the hole in the sleeve, your Roy Rogers cowboy hat with gold trim, the bone-handled pocket knife Papa gave you when you were twelve, your baseball mitt, the pocket watch you inherited from Grandpa that was inscribed with Great Grandpa’s name (Terrence Henbone Bliss, 1854), and the broken-in deck of cards you used to teach me pinochle. All of them became holy relics.

For months, I thought that if I went into your bedroom, sirens would blast and police would rush in, seize me, and haul me off to jail, hands cuffed and hunched over in disgrace. Papa made me promise I would never, ever disturb your room. “If Mama finds out,” he said, “we’ll both be in terrible trouble.”

But the limbo of mourning became too much for me, and, in the worst sort of way, I wanted to claim something of my own from Mama’s police state.

About midsummer, I said to hell with the rules and started poking around. That’s when I found the stack of magazines under your nightstand and started sneaking off to read them. But of course, I hadn’t come across your journal.

Right after Jay had shown Bunny and me the hiding place in the tree, and Bunny had marched off in a tizzy, he said, “Cee, I have to know Robbie’s journal is safe. Please. Before anyone else finds it. It’s killing me.”

His blue eyes were on fire. It was the first time I’d seen him frightened.

I still wasn’t sure if I wanted to give him your journal, but I sure wanted to find it. I wanted to keep it safe. I suppose what I really wanted was to keep it for myself, because deep down, I wanted to know you better. So when I got home, I crept upstairs and down the hall to your room. Mama was running errands and Papa wasn’t home from work yet.

The door to your room was cracked—you remember, it was warped and never came to—so I nudged it open. The afternoon sun was peeking through the limbs of that old locust tree outside your window and throwing flecks of light across the floor. I hesitated, worried Mama might come home and catch me, but also worried I was doing something sacrilegious, like spitting in a baptismal font or walking across a grave. I moved forward on tiptoes. With each step, the floor groaned like demons calling out to me—What are you doin’, Ceola? You’ll get in big trouble. Mama and Papa will never forgive you. You’re desecrating the memory of your brother.

The slanted ceilings and dormer windows and sideways light gave your room a sadness I still feel when I’m by myself in the church sanctuary, fixing flowers or replacing candles for Sunday services. But those red cowboys galloping across the walls, lassos whipping through the air, herding and roping cattle, reminded me that it was your space, your sanctuary, not Mama’s. Between the windows, I saw your small, beat-up dresser with both of our initials carved into the side of it, displaying bits and pieces of your life, from school awards to postcards from Virginia Beach. Along the bottom of the mirror, you had wedged several school photos of friends, maybe there was even a picture of Jay—no, surely Mama would’ve seen it and thrown it in the wood stove.

I rummaged under your bed and riffled through your closet—nothing but sports equipment, schoolbooks, and dusty clothes. Underneath the neatly folded T-shirts and boxer shorts in your dresser, I found even more magazines—Dime Detective, Astonishing Tales, Weird Stories, and a stack of comics. I’d struck gold. Right there, on the floor, I fanned out this new treasure trove so I could see all of it, forgetting about how angry Mama and Papa would be if they caught me.

I picked up the comics and let the pages fall through my fingers, reading bits of dialogue and glancing at the pictures. The handsome fedora-ed detectives, holding their pistols close to their hips, spat phrases like, “It’s time to meet your Maker. I hope you’re wearing your best dress.” Or, “Baby-doll, you’ll make a beautiful corpse.” And the femme fatales, wrapped like maypoles in red and black satin gowns, every curl on their head as tight as a spring and eyes aimed like twin Colt .38s.

I can still hear you, clear as a bell, reading in a low voice so you wouldn’t draw Mama and Papa’s attention—It was a hot, damp, mean August day, and the city streets were crying black tears. Detective Rod Magnum leaned back in his chair, unbuttoned his collar, and drifted into an uneasy slumber. When he heard the click-clack of her heels and smelled her perfume through the open door, he sat up and straightened his tie. Sweet trouble was coming his way . . .

When you read to me, you always held out at the cliffhanger—a dame with a knife dangling over her head or the hero slipping from a crumbling ledge, some melodramatic climax or other—and made me beg for the ending. You loved to make me beg. I remembered you reading “A Date with Death” to me, but stopping just before the final page. Oh, I really wanted you to finish it! But it was just as well you didn’t. When you were finally done reading, we’d talk the stories over, going on about the parts we liked and picking at the parts we didn’t, our talks all out of joint if we thought the story was a cheat.

As I flipped, I caught a glimpse of something wedged between the fluttering pages of an issue of Dime Detective. I thought it was a paper doll, but then it was something I hadn’t expected—a male underwear model. You must’ve cut him out of a Sears catalog, trimming his outline, not sacrificing a finger or a flip of hair or a fold of fabric to the scissors. In other magazines, I found more cutouts of men, from smiling boys with their hands on their hips to cool customers trailing ribbons of cigarette smoke to muscle men, Charles Atlas sorts, flexing their greased biceps and sporting sculpted pompadours. I didn’t understand what they meant. How could I at that age? I just imagined you bent over magazines and catalog pages, tongue caught between your teeth, concentrating as you traced the outlines of these men with Mama’s sewing scissors. I knew they were secret, and I knew I wanted to keep them safe—and far from Mama’s and Papa’s eyes.

Blurb:

In a small Virginia town still reeling from World War II, a photograph of a beautiful murdered woman propels three young people into the middle of a far-reaching mystery.

*Nominated for a 2019 Barry Award and Lambda Literary Award*


A lurid crime scene photo of a beautiful woman arrives on mystery writer Bunny Prescott’s doorstep with no return address—and it’s not the first time she’s seen it. The reemergence of the photo, taken fifty-five years earlier, sets her on a journey to reconstruct the vicious summer that changed her life.

In the summer of 1945, Ceola Bliss is a lonely twelve-year-old tomboy, mourning the loss of her brother, Robbie, who was declared missing in the Pacific. She tries to piece together his life by rereading his favorite pulp detective story “A Date with Death” and spending time with his best friend, Jay Greenwood, in Royal Oak, VA. One unforgettable August day, Jay leads Ceola and Bunny to a stretch of woods where he found a dead woman, but when they arrive, the body is gone. They soon discover a local woman named Lily Vellum is missing and begin to piece together the threads of her murder, starting with the photograph Jay took of her abandoned body.

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As Ceola gets swept up playing girl detective, Bunny becomes increasingly skeptical of Jay, and begins her own investigation into the connection between Jay and Lily. She discovers a series of clues that place doubt on Jay’s story about the photograph. She journeys to Washington, D.C., where she is forced to confront the brutal truth about her dear friend—a discovery that triggers a series of events that will bring tragedy to Jay and decades of estrangement between her and Ceola.

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Copenhaver is the Barry Award- and Lammy Award-nominated author of the historical mystery Dodging and Burning (Pegasus, 2018). He writes a crime fiction column for Lambda Literary called “Blacklight.” He’s been awarded five DCCAH Artist Fellowships. He’s published in CrimeReads, Electric Lit, Glitterwolf, PANK, Washington Independent Review of Books, New York Journal of Books, and others. He chairs the 7-12 grade English at Flint Hill School and lives in DC with his husband. 

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Exclusive Excerpt: STEAM by Jay B. Laws

A note from Jon Michaelsen: STEAM, a classic gay horror novel by the late Jay B. Laws is now available for the first time in e-book and brought to you by ReQueered Tales. First published in 1991 by Alyson Publications, Laws’ incredible horror novel has been compared to works by Stephen King and Peter Straub over the years. I strongly urge you to read STEAM, if you dare. You will not be disappointed!

Excerpt:

In the stillness of his room, David lay awake.

He couldn’t sleep. The pressure above his eyes was agony. It pulsed in synchronistic rhythm to his heartbeat. It was like enduring a terrible sinus headache and being forced to stand head bowed, with all the blood rushing between his eyes. A migraine’s vehemence without the sharp stabs of pain. This was like giving birth to death.

“What is happening to me?” David moaned.

He was afraid. That was the bottom line. He knew what would happen. One look at his misshapen forehead and off he’d be whisked into a hospital room. And like Eddie, he would never again breathe crisp October air. He’d be examined, poked. Doctors with heads bowed, tsk-tsking.

 I’m sorry, Mr. Walker, but you have a tumor the size of a baseball in your head. Guess you aren’t the Miracle Kid after all. Guess your ticket’s been punched, and nothing we can do but sit back and watch it eat you up, one bite at a time. But don’t worry: We’ll keep you here as long as it takes, I say as looong as it takes.

These thoughts were boulders in his head, gathering momentum as they knocked and bounced and tumbled on top of each other, hurrying toward a pit that housed his total despair.

Not only that, crazy images flickered across the screen of his mind. Bright flares of disjointed images, like an acid trip out of his youth. Staring into a campfire. A net raining out of the sky. Standing on a vast, high cliff, an ocean wind upon his face, with something hidden in his hand.

How much time passed in this state he did not know. He could not bring himself to call 911 and request an ambulance, even though he knew he was very sick. He lay perfectly still in his agony, sheets thrown back to cool the sweat dripping off of him. He flushed hot and cold, hot and cold. Night sweats.

Dear god. In desperation David tried to rein in his thoughts, but the boulders crashed and tumbled over the calm landscape he attempted to conjure for himself. He thought of Eddie’s vibrant health and for some reason the boulders crashed through that, too: Something about it rang false.

Something about everything rang false, lately. It was all around him.

Images swooped and capered in the dark of his bedroom. He knew he was delirious, and that whatever had gotten hold of him might very well kill him, if he didn’t get some immediate help. But he could not have climbed out of bed to dial 911 even if his life depended upon it—as he suspected it did. No. He gave in to the seasick nausea and prayed for a respite from its stormy waters.

Soon enough, it came, announcing itself with a smell.

Chlorine.

The odor cut through David’s haze of pain. He sniffed the air and winced as the chlorine burned the tender cavities of his nostrils. Instinctively, his whole body tensed.

He gasped. That’s all he had time for.

A blast of wet air cascaded over him.

And the creature pounced.

Quite suddenly he was pinned to the bed. Hot breath snorted across his neck and face—the breath of a mad bull. He was smashed against the mattress by a weight that was more a pressure than a physical form, like the repelling ends of two magnets. But the voice that barked over him, the menacing growls and gnashing of teeth: That much of it was real.

No time to think. No time to even conceive what was happening. He was suddenly fighting for his life.

Rabid dog snarls issued out of the opaque darkness just above his face. His head whipped side to side, but he couldn’t get away from the terrible gnashing. It flooded over him with startling, suffocating ferociousness. His fingers raked the air, his legs bucked and kicked. There was no moving the force on top of him.

One thought lit a blazing trail:

Oh, god, it’s killing me—!

In the winking starlight before his eyes, as consciousness ebbed, a voice insinuated itself into his ear: Release me.

The snarling presence growled at this exchange. It gobbled the air above David’s lips, suffocating him. In desperation he summoned himself, all of his strength and fight. The tendons in his neck stood out like bridge posts. His brow furrowed. Above his eyes, that stabbing pain pushed and pushed, like something demanding to be born.

Release me—

He shrieked with pain. Something warm sprang free with a zippering wet explosion above his eyes. Sparks blew across his vision.

He heard a frustrated howl of rage—and the presence, the creature, the whatever it was—leapt off him. No longer crushed against his mattress, David greedily gulped air into his lungs, happy to be breathing again.

A lamp overturned in the darkness. Books crashed onto the carpet amid the flapping of loose papers. The room shook as if it housed a whirlwind.

Stunned to find himself free of the suffocating weight, David sprang into a sitting position, hiccupping for air. Hands flew to his forehead before remembering he ought not touch—and snapped back in reflex, but not before they were painted with his blood.

Where is it? he thought wildly. Where has it gone?

He sensed the presence in the room. Sensed it hating him, yet keeping its distance. What caused it to retreat? His cry—or his blood?

“Go away!” David shouted into the darkness.

A snarling wind spun papers about the room—and then it was gone. The sharp odor of chlorine hung in the air like an afterthought.

Trembling with shock, he hoisted himself to his feet and veered toward the bathroom. He was halfway down the hall when he realized the intense pain above his eyes had vanished. A cautious hope took hold of him. He switched on the bathroom light. Hissed through clenched teeth at the sight of his blood-soaked hands. And careened toward the mirror, anxious for a glimpse of himself.

Twin rivers of blood trickled down each side of his nose. In the center of what had been his strange puffy bruise was a clean slit. His forehead was settling flat again. The wound was already fading to a rosy pink, healing even as he stood ogling it.

He ran hot water, grabbed a washcloth, and cleaned his face and hands.

Gingerly (and not without holding his breath) he dabbed the skin of his forehead clean. He was vastly relieved when no hallucinations swallowed him.

It was healing. By god, it was healing! But how? Why?

His joy was so all-consuming it held these questions at bay, at least for the moment.

He felt tingly, as though a small electric current hummed through him. Different in a way he had no name for. Better. Stronger. The excruciating pain of the past few days had given birth to this blessed relief, and he was thankful for it.

A sudden weariness seized him, and it was all he could do to drag himself back to bed and flop upon the mattress.

Later, he told himself as he closed his eyes. I’ll figure this all out tomorrow, when I have time.

But time, David was about to learn, had joined sides with the enemy.

About Author Jay B. Laws

Author Jay B. Laws died tragically early, having only two or three published works to his credit. Steam ranks among the most brilliant horror novels of all time and, certainly wins the blue ribbon as the finest gay horror novel ever written. Eerie and disturbing, Laws’ haunted bath house serves as a personification of the early AIDS epidemic and, even today, is practically guaranteed to send chills up and down your spine. —Hal Bodner

About ReQueered Tales

Perhaps forty years of gay fiction—and notably gay and lesbian mystery, detective and suspense fiction—has been teetering on the brink of obscurity. Orphaned works, orphaned authors, many living and some having passed away—with no one to make the case for their creations to be returned to print (and e-print!).

This is the mission of ReQueered Tales: to bring back to circulation this treasure trove of fantastic fiction which, for one reason or another, has fallen by the wayside. For a new generation of readers, these tales are full of insights into the gay world of the 1960s, ’70s, ’80s and ’90s. And for those of us who lived through the period, they are a delightful reminder of our youth and reflect some of our own struggles in growing up gay in those heady times.

We are honoured, here at ReQueered Tales, to be custodians shepherding back into circulation some of the best gay and lesbian fiction writing and hope to bring many volumes to the public, in modestly priced, accessible editions, worldwide, over the coming months and years.